HUMOR - New Improved Speedy Appraisal Form

NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORM Customer Name:___________________________ Subject Property Address:____________________ _______________________________________ Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood: Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between $____________ and $____________, regardless of the differences in appearance, condition, age, etc. Market Value Assessment: For the above reasons, we estimate the Market Value of the subject property on this date to be: $________________________________________________ (Loan agents to fill in blanks with assistance of any real estate salesperson.) Appraiser Certification and Limiting Conditions: I certify that I have NOT inspected, driven by, or even thought about the property that is the subject of this appraisal. I also promise that I will not interfere in any way with the expedient funding of this obviously worthy property. ___________________________________ Signature of advocating appraiser ________________ Date